Sexy underwear

Sexy underwear

You can forgive the average man for getting confused by all the different styles and cut of underwear. You may be unable to tell the difference between a thong and cheeksters. Here’s what has to say about you: What he thinks they are saying about you.

Lacy Thong: The ultimate girly girl

“She has one in almost every color, and she still enjoys going out at night.

The Playful Girl, a low-rise hipster

“Anything printed with words or animals on it seems childish, but some men see it as playful…I wouldn’t be interested.”

Thong: The Flirt

“This girl is outgoing and wants to feel sexy, but not all the time. She likes a 50 shades of Grey Thong. She wants to be girly.

Briefs: The Sweetheart

These are definitely for the Midwestern girl I met at college, who would be great friends with your mom during the holidays. You could probably watch football with her while she cooked for your mom.

Tulle Thong: The Show Off

“It’s too small and lacy… I feel like the girls who wear it either have or want to upload a sexy photo on Instagram.”

The Fitness Nut: Boy Shorts

“You probably love to work out and eat a lot kale. You look so fit and athletic that I think they live in yoga pants every weekend.

Mesh Thong: The Prepster

“The girl wearing this pair likely has skinny jeans, a nautical-striped tee and a khaki parka. She probably lives on Nantucket. It’s the practical shape of the fabric.

Lacy Boy Shorts The Surprise

“This girl loves music festivals, but for a genre you never thought she would enjoy. She might also enjoy drinking PBR in a hip bar, and talking about an album that she just bought on vinyl.

A Naughty Thong: Man-Eater

These are very aggressive. These look more like underwear than bathing suits bottoms, but I love it. This girl must be a good kisser.

The Sexy Librarian: High-Waisted Undies

“My gut reaction is that the girl in these clothes is all work and no play. But I know deep down she has a lot in her, but she still needs to be in charge.”

Mesh Boy Shorts: The Tomboy

You look like a tomboy, but you are still very sexy. This is probably the girl who enjoys pool and thinks she’s better than a guy at beer pong.

The Young at Heart: Studded Thong

“Studs make it look like you’re still at high school,” I don’t think so. Simpler is better than embellishments.